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May 04, 2010

Bile kitorang takde kerja

Done monthssss ago out of boredom. Check it out!


August 23, 2009

Mimpi bukan-bukan

Saya tak tahulah zon masa mana saya tidur ini.

Mimpi saya :

Kekasih saya seorang penjenayah. Siapa yang bawakan watak ni dalam mimpi biarlah rahsia :P


Lepastuuuu dia sekarang tengah di bail out or something sementara menunggu perbicaraan. Tapi cam kena kuarantin la. And ada 3 orang jaga dia. And all 3 of them are WOMEN! hahaha..so maybe I felt uneasy ke apa so I was with him too. Ala ala jaga dia la.


So we were all okay. Yada yada yada bla bla :P
Until the judgement day came. He was sentenced to 3 years jail. I was okay with it. But he wanna let me go. So I was so disappointed that I ranaway. Hahahaha..apakah..orang tu dah nak pegi penjara bukan boleh kejar. Tapi he did. He chased for me. He said sorry. And the rest pun biarlah rahsia jugak :P


Apakah innieeyy..tamau lah kekasih saya criminal...gagaga...


Okay nak sambung masak. Bai!

July 15, 2009

Lifetime job

Pagi-pagi gi MidValley ada JCard Membership day. Tiap-tiap tahun mesti turun beli ***

Tengahari pula hantar sikakitido pulang ke sekolah

Petang pula ke Kajang kerumah ibu saudara pergi ke Kajang Metro ambil bunga telur

Dekat kedai tu mata saya tertarik pada hantaran yang dah siap yang berwarna grey/silver itu.
Daym.
Sangat cantik. Seriously like. Rasa nak kahwin bila nampak hantaran tuh :P
Lepas tu nampak pulak bunga telur hitam/silver daym double the effect rasa nak kahwin bile nampak macam dah ada full set bleh terus kahwin okay jom kita siap sedia.

Oh sekali terlupa. Nak kahwin..dengan siapa?
Siapa nak apply jadi roomate saya for the next ?? years can apply within
Cam biasa taip NAK <> NAMA ANDA, UMUR, ASAL ke number yang dah diberikan dulu-dulu. Shorlisted applicants will go through about 2-3 more stages of interview. haha wtf.


OH YE. Pastikan no strings attached ye?

June 12, 2009

Haih!

Just got myself a new baby.

Inilah dia kesan kebosanan. It makes you less sane

and less money, of course

June 08, 2009

Because I'm vain like that



Look at those 2 shades. Bikin gua macam kek lapis sahaja... hahahha...Ampunkan keboyanan saya....(-___-")Proper posts following in a few hrs. gaaaa...

June 03, 2009

Bobobothannn

treneng treneng. bosan lah wehhhh

tenet tenet cpat la sampai.

May 29, 2009

Luahan perasaan

o neomu bukkeureoweo chyeodabol su eopseo
sarange ppajyeotseo soojoobeun geol

eotteoge hajyo
ddeuleeneun maeum
dugeundugeun georyeo bamen jamdo mot eerujyo

naneun naneun babongabwayo
geudae geudae bakke moleuneun babo
geulaeyo geudael boneun nan


q(^x^)p

May 26, 2009

Sapa kata gua jeles/terasa?

ketelusan beb, transparency.

bukan title yg saya mahukan. bukan populariti yg saya impikan. bukan cemburu yg sedang saya pamerkan. I just need to know. enough said. now go and correct your misconception. boohoo!

May 17, 2009

i think...

I may have developed dependency on you.

Shyte.
How am I going to deal with the withdrawal symptoms in the future?




*sigh*

hwarghh makan nasik beriyani okay malam ni. warghhh macammana nak cuba untuk mengecilkan sedikit badan untuk balik smss 10s mengorat pakcik botak untuk dapat charkueytew tanpa taugeh free nehhhh..

roh-roh rajin.....meresaplah dalam dirikuuuuuuuuuuu...kuseruuuuu...

May 03, 2009

Edited title to fit in the story : Kisah Hari Ahad

Good morning UPPER EAST SIDE, Gossip Girl here. Your number one source of the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.

Setelah hampir 2 minggu menyorok didalam rumah (pergi menghantar air kencing menaiki kereta tak dikira. itu seperti tidak keluar rumah sahaja. menyarung tudung, bermuka seperti tidak mandi naik kereta, pulang, 10 minit) harini saya bagai seekor Ravenous Zombie mouse di Mouseleum (mousehunt jargon disini, excuse me) keluar dari sarang..berjalan2 menunggang basikal yg sudah lama diketepikan..


rupe Ravenous Zombie Mouse. Tangkap ni dapat 5000++ Gold oh..

Destinasi cinta pertama ialah Balai Polis di Bishops*town yang tak tumpah seperti...urmmm...rumah biasa2 sahaja. Perlu melapor kehilangan purse yang dah berminggu2 lepas..So this is my 1st time in a Police Station...How was it? Urrmmm...not too good..abang polis adalah agak lambat menaip laporan itu (kadar satu perkataan satu minit) hingga membuatkan saya menghabiskan masa selama hampir 30 minit disana dah lah tak bawak nota tak bawak apa duduk melanguk membaca nota2 dilekatkan didinding balai polis kalau masuk peperiksaan takpelah jugak (=_=")

Usai urusan laporan saya lantas ke Wil*ton Shop*ping Cen*tre untuk membeli ubat mengantuk saya - sang kerepek pisang sambil menjalankan kegiatan speed window shopping (masuk kedai laju2 membelek barang dan berhenti pada yg benar2 berkenan betul2 sahaja laju2) Oleh kerana saya terlalu marah dengan urusan bersama abang polis itu saya pun membeli kek kopi (hahaha....ada kaitan ke? sukati laaaa...) awhh sedapnyieeee dah lama tak makan kek kopi (sekarang wany tgh makan kat blakang saye...ngahngahngah..) --> maaf perenggan ini saya berbunyi hyper sedikit.

Sebenarnya.....saya nervous lahhhhhhhhhhhh nak exam neh...Nervous2 tapi tak study. Haiyohh...exam saya banyak pukul 430pm...Itu waktu peak mengantuk tuu.Tapi saya adalah paling produktif pada pukul 630-930am. Jadi bagaimana? Takkan nak bawak kerepek pisang masuk time exam. Kang ada gak kena sumpit ngan rakan2 disebelah kerana berbunyi bising ketika exam.


not this kind of nervous


yaa..this is more like it..

Gagaga...kabut aku ribut lagi serabut...ok ok...laptop ini perlu disorokkan buat harini...Poyo je sorok2 laptop tapi nanti kalau boring2 bukak gak internet guna phone...Memanggg gigihh...kenapalah tak gigih cemtu dalam pelajaran?

Good nite. Kalu jupo bewok pade dale mimpi jange lupo wak sate. Hohoho...




April 30, 2009

Another ramble from a nearly insane fella

sy tk phm knp org ske tls pndk2 cmni. ssh sgt ke tls p'kataan sbnr? klu sms tu sy phm la ade word limit nk jmt krdt. tp klu taip kt cmptr kn tkde word limit?

rimas!

-will be right back. later~

April 28, 2009

Snipet! Kau hengat kau chedet nyah?

1. New baby is coming soon. No I'm not pregnant. I'm still waiting for my baby from her/his surrogate mother. Baby costs me lesser than I thought, thanks to eBay. Hopes the surrogate mother doesn't send a faulty baby to me.

2. Baby's father is...urm...well, my sugardedi, hofkos. Baby will get adopted dedi too, dun wori *gelak kecil yg gedik* Don't think my sugardedi can provide adequate love for my baby. The name of my baby is yet to be revealed. Need to discuss with the dedi(s?) first. ha ha ha...psycho.

3. Apelah yang aku mengarut pukul 3 pagi neh.

4. A bottle loaded with air kencing safely arrived Brook*field He*alth Sc*ience Re*search Of*fice (annoying seyh type camneh) today. Rest assured no trace of urine is found in the middle of the way. I drove Kak D's RENTED, MANUAL CAR WOOT WOOT to Bfield, so no, I didn't cycled nor did I walked to b*field today

5. Okay. 3 minutes to Subuh and I'm done for the day.

April 26, 2009

People do anything for monayyyyy


fengshui yg diubah demi mendapatkan mood study yg betul

Everytime I wake up, I would promise myself ''OK. Harini kita takkan terbabas online secara besar-besaran" but each time each day, janji cuma tinggal janji~ Plus now I'm working on Dr.NC's lecture notes on Oral Physiology which is ..urm..what I can say is very brief, I really need to search for the extra bits and there online coz I really have limited source of books relevant to her lectures..

As always, bila dah bukak Wiki tu ctrl+T mesti terbukak benda2 lain jugak. SO much for ability to multitask eh? And now I'm in the midst of purchasing a new laptop. MacBabe? Innalillah. She's gone. For good. Tanpa kerelaanku. I have to let her go cause her HD is corrupted and the screen is broken. Replacing the HD OR the screen memanglah lebih cost effective dari purchasing a new one, but replacing the HD AND the screen...hhuuuu...ada baiknya membeli laptop baru. Salah sendiri. Saya tension2 lantas Babe bunuh diri terjun meja jatuh +____+

Persoalannya sekarang...to Mac, or not to Mac. Itu yg problem ye kawan2. Untuk seorang yang sangat tak sabar seperti saya, Mac is really the answer. With Mac I never had any major virus or any spam whatsoever problems. But the cons are, Mac only has 2 USB port (but I bought the external USB ports sudah, so not a problem sangat,KOT), tak boleh nak pakai VoipCheap (but I already get used to Skype), tak boleh nak bukak the new microsoft .docx / .pptx / .xlsx nya files (gotta recheck with the new Mac Office 2008) and other few stuffs yg Windows and Mac OS cannot run parallel..

After surveying here and there, tiba2 jatuh cinta with the new aluminium Macbook which from several reviews that I read, adalah strongg dan bagus (gile general) Seriously, saya adalah begitu konfius sekali memandangkan saya tak sure which brand to opt if I were to ditch Apple from my life. And memandangkan the price of Macbook that I found from a few clarified online sites is kinda reasonable and way cheaper than the price in Malaysia, it made me even stronger to regain my trust in Macs. hurmmmmm..

NASTY TALKS AHEAD. STOP NOW BEFORE YOU REGRET.

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!

A few weeks ago, when I was in the midst of bad financial crisis, I found this one piece of leaflet that gives me a ray of hope to gain extra money without slamming my bones (membanting tulang empat kerat? hahaha waddahell) So I emailed the guy, give my details and waited to be called back. He replied my email saying okay, but he never called me to proceed with the task...so I started to lose hope....

Until last week, I received a call from the guy. Arranged an appointment and signed the consent form to take part in his research of Safefood Studies (which I misread as Seafood. lepastu dah terbayang2 dia nak kasi ketam ke ikan ke sotong ke...hahaha.loser..) in return of 20 euros...Jadilah kalau setakat nak hidup sminggu gitu...haha..sapa nak kasi duit free camtu beb..


pee into this....

Here's the nasty part. What should I do? *bleurgh* I have to collect ALL my urine for a period of 24 hours in a bottle. ALL okay. 24 hours. So anything that I drink/eat and is not reabsorbed by my kidney will go into that one big bottle. ANYTHING. Macam tadi pagi saya minum air kopi, can u imagine what the turnout would be? If u can't, try drinking a cup of coffee and wait until you urinate, check out what is the product...hahaha *muntah*


...pour into this

And to think that I have a bottle of urine with me in this small, weakly-ventilate room (I can smell almost anything came from this whole house. like seriously!) really makes me feel uneasy..so today I am gonna restrict my food/drink intake to things that not going to ruin my atmosphere!

As for tomorrow, I'm still deciding whether i'm going ride on my bike with this bottle loaded with urine or to walk. Because imagining me cycling.. with high possibility of movements that will shake the thing --> mengayuh menaiki bukit dengan sebotol air kencing di belakang yg terhuyung hayang is not really a pretty sight. Hurmm...


Okay, let's get back to studies. Saya nak pulangkan laptop adilah kejap lagi. *pukul diri sendiri*

p/s : adilah tengkiyuuu..ai lef yuuu...hahaha (bodek sket..nak cucur~)

April 25, 2009

kantuk

tiga campur tujuh sepuluh
okeh sudah gelap

tujuh campur tujuh dua
okeh tunggu dijawab

hidup bak nokturnal
tiada ditolak tujuh
matahari meninggi ke keranda kau pulang

jumaat rabu petang kan diam
lama kasut tergantung kini mulai turun padang

sampai habis segala cerita berulang
sampai sembuh segala otot dan tulang

datang selepas hujan
datang sebelum malam

pergi. sampai suatu masa nanti pasti akan pergi.
in the meantime, let's be grateful for whatever we have now ;)

berhenti. sampai suatu hari nanti pasti kan berhenti.
aku x rela.aku pasrah.aku redha. :)




laif is neve izi antil wi med it izi izzit?

April 22, 2009

Ikut hati, mati?




Duhai diri, berjanji padaku,
Andai pelangi petang itu tidak muncul lagi dalam hidupmu,
Janji padaku kau tidak akan meratap sayu?
Janji padaku kewarasanmu akan kekal seperti dulu,
Kerna bila ia pergi, aku tidak mahu kehilangan dia, dan juga diriku..

Janji?

Janji?

Rasa ini, tetap kamu disini temani aku boleh?


April 21, 2009

Layaannn...

April 18, 2009

Engkau tiba bagaikan pelangi...Tak bercahya namun kau berseri...Tapi cukup menghiburkan..Hati ini

Today I woke up at 5.45am. Yes, freaking 5.45am dan mataku bagai segar bugar tidak mahu tidur semula...

then I .................... bla bla bla :P and went to Mardyke for our Basketball 3 on 3 and Netball friendly.

Played 3 on 3 against Belantara and won.

Break. (asal tah den baco ni sbagai berak instead of break. haih)

Played netball with Kak Ida and other sisters from Cork (most of them are chefs' wife) Since Cork Games is postponed, we have to fill up with something else and they are so ready for netball so we decided to have a friendly game. I played GD guarding the very active Kak Syikin T__T


Green


Red - ada twin sisters disitu..sorang main GA sorang main GS


and the winner iss.....Red!!!

Continued with 3 on 3 basketball against Samudera. Menang lagi~ hee...

Walked to town. Stopped by at Fitzgerald Park. Took pictures.

and so I'm saliling through the sea..

through an Island where we'll meet

you'll hear the music fill the air


i'll put a flower in your hair~

Bought groceries to town. Headed back home by bus..

bla bla bla bla.... :P

Made sushi.

Update blog.

The End.


p/s : MANA STUDY???? MANAAA?? APAA??? BILA????? BAGAIMANA????? KENAPA???????

:)

With Love, Jdrama 1998

Where can I get this drama? Huu...am gonna drag myself into the jdramas during my 3 weeks clinical attachment.

Hurmm..mau jalan2 ya ngak ada uang dan rakan2. Awal2 tu mungkin lah akan berjalan bersama siapa2 yang ada tapi hujung2 tu daku akan sendiri lagi sepi...*sigh*

Saya juga mahu mengumpul uang untuk membeli Wii....Adakah impian itu kan jadi kenyataan...Itu yang kita tatau..let us wait and see...bukan mudah untuk menggapai bintang di angkasa!


Sekian,

~TeruTeruBozu~
ceyyy dan dan jadi teruterubozu

April 16, 2009

Warkah buat dia...

Cuaca gloomy, buat aku jadi moody

Atmosfera sejuk, buat aku jadi dingin

Saat ini, hanya kamu mengisi ruang ingatanku

Tika ini, wajah kamu yang menghiasi sanubariku

Sukar aku nyatakan perasaan ini tapi itulah itu hanya kamu

Tatkala seluruh mindaku harus difokuskan kearah buku-buku

Tatkala seluruh semangat harus aku lontarkan kearah pelajaranku

Fikiran aku cuma tertumpu pada kamu

Kamu,
















cepat datang ke rumahku betulkan heater voleyh? sejuklahh...tokleh nak studyyyyyy...

Mr EK, datanglah mari, ada banyak harus kita bincangkan dari hati ke hati. hiks..



Sekian,

Sweater-and-socks-during-spring-aren't-cool I-want-to-study-but-I-can't I-really-need-to-study-now,

N.M.S.


P/S : Announcing the arrival of......MR STRESSSS...tet tenenet tenetttttt...

p/p/s : malam tadi sewaktu REM sleep (ceyy dah itu je yg baru dibaca Neurophysio, damn it!) saya mimpi saya jaga seorang baby..tapi lepas tu saya letak baby tu kat sink sebab nak mandikan dia..saya gi ambil sabun...pastu sepupu2 kecil saya pegi bukak air yang sejuk sampai baby tu jadi keras!! *nangis kuat2* Saya cuakkkkkk giiiillllllleeeeeee lepas tu urut2 baby tu kasi warm balik sampai dia menangis balik.

Notes taken from the mimpi :

1. Alya baru tunjuk video Mish'al. haha..chumellll kecik saja
2. Saya stresss sebab air sink sejuk2 (heater rosak,sperti luahan perasaan daitas) nak basuh tangan gosok gigi basuh apa2 yang patut semua sejuk2
3. Eh tu bukan baby saya, sekian.

April 15, 2009

Perempuan psycho dijumpai merayau-rayau disekitar kawasan rumah anda? Run for your life!!!



Alhamdulillah...Dua tiga kucing berlari, kucing ke4 macam dah dapat. Hopes everything runs smoothly. Ya Allah, Make Easy, And Do Not Make Difficult >.<

In the meantime, I'm still dealing with this psychotic self of moi. Damn it, perlu ke gedik begini? Nanti nak amik kuiz "adakah anda gedik" kat facebook lah. LOL

Oh by the way..

Today I woke up...4 hours earlier than yesterday --> Congrats!

I went to library at 9am --> Congrats!

But got distracted with the abovementioned riddle (teka teki?) --> Danggg...

And am only at my 6th notes now --> Dangggg....ding dang tora datang lagiiiii.......

*I am shivering*

*Can I sing another song, please?*