Facebook WhorezzzZZzz

I'm still slowly swallowing the fact that school has reopens. *sighhh The bad thing about not going to school and not going out to see the world is my ear gets unfamiliar with the Irish accent. YES Irish accent is....kinda difficult to understand and if you do not turn the "accent switch" on your ear you'll never get to understand what they are saying. Yelah duduk rumah seminggu pulun layan lagu Korea ngan American tv shows je (oh I marathon-ed Glee last weekend. Pretty interesting series eh?)


Harini pergi kelas I had my classmate repeated twice about what she said. Dan bila dia cakap kali pertama tu sebenarnya it was loud and clear enough but my brain just didn't register what she was saying. Takkan nak kena tengok Home and Away nak familiarize balik? *sigghhh While we were on the lab just now..cam biasa ah my groupmates would be exchanging gossips. Gua mmg tak paham apa-apa la kan tapi just put my ear on je lah in an attempt to familiarize with the accent. sekali uolsss dia mengumpat pasal orang kat facebook.. Mak terasa sikit-sikit nyah (motif tukar slang? haha) And this brings me to my topic today (mukadimah punye ah panjang) - THE TYPES OF WHOREZZZZ YOU SEE IN FACEBOOK. This is from my observation/experience je lah ye, if you cycle of friend takde macam ni, congrats. If you do have friends like this, *high five bebeh.


#1 The GamezWhores

Farmville. Mafia wars. Mousehunt. Fish Wrangler. Rock star. Cafe World. Fishville. Farm Town. Zoo apende tah. Okay fine saya mengaku saya memang ah main semua benda tu but most of the time I will never publish kecuali mafia wars memang sebab terpaksa weh kalau tak takleh naik level HAHAHHAA. Tapi nak main tu okay ah tolerable tapi tak payah la semua benda nak publish kat feed. Naik level nak publish. Beli truck nak publish. Semak ok. Nak main semua benda is fine (eceyh padahal backup diri sendiri) as long as you don't intrude other people's life. And you other ppl, as long as the Gamerz don't disturb your life, tak perlu nak raaage lebih-lebih ok?


#2 The SMSlanguagezWhores

Unless you update your status/post something to facebook using your phone/iphone/blackberry, please people, do spell properly!!! Ini memang sumpah annoying applies to blogger jugak yg ske type cm nh knp mls sgt nk type pjg2 klu xde ms nk type x ddk lme2 kt FB tu. (kenapa malas sangat nak taip panjang2 kalau takde masa nak taip tak duduk lama2 kat FB tu) A few shortforms like yg, sgt, org or abg is acceptable but if u starts to simplify words like blk (balik? bolok? bilik?) and etc, it's annnoyyying man. The worse is when they start to simplify english words. SUPER ANNOYING GAAAAAHHH..

nak chat ngan kawan2 pakai camni takpe, nak tulis kat status where everyone can read, is a NO NO

bli br novel tu ktne leh x kte nk itut?

#3 The StatuzWhores

Lima menet sekali, sepanjang dia kat facebook mesti nak update status. Tak kisah ah update pasal jiran memekak belakang rumah ke. Update pasal philosophy dalam hidup dia. Jumpa tunang nak update. Pergi fish therapy nak update. Jari terkapit pintu pun nak update "jari saya sakit terkapit pintu, ouch!" Lepas kau terkapit pintu benda pertama yang kau buat update status kat facebook ke? Kalau bukak feed tu semua dia punya post je. Tambah psycho kalau dia komen atau like sendiri kat status dia seriously like? Orang macam ni, Twitter is the solution.


#4 The TagzWhores

Kerja dia tag orang sana sini. Album semuorang dia nak tagkan. Terlebih rajin, memang bagus. Tapi mungkin untuk orang seperti saya yang keep my email inbox clean, akan sedikit annoyed dengan endless notifications. Memang nak RAAAAGGGGEEEE je selalu. Saya pun tag-tag orang jugak..the key word here is MODERATE people. Do it moderately u'll never get ppl mad at u :)


#5 The CommentzWhores

Ini olang, semua benda dia nak comment, like, excessively. Kadang-kadang keluarkan komen yang annoying pun ada. Kadang-kadang orang status letak benda lain sekali dia komen benda lain pun ada. Tak mengikut tajuk la kire2nye.


#6 The QuizWhores

Ini olang, semua kuiz dia nak amek, and SEMUA dia nak publish. Macam kadang-kadang kuiz tu memang bullshit pun, lepas tu dia publish and marah kuiz tu kata kuiz tu bodoh. LOL. Let's do some reflection here..kuiz bodoh ka, orang yg amik kuiz dan marah kat kuiz yang bodoh dan tak boleh nak reply tu lebih bodoh? Ade jugak yang bukan kuiz, yang amik ramalan ahli nujum tu..lepastu pergi marah kalau ramalan nujum tu benda yang buruk/bodoh. Nak main kuiz or nak buat ramalan tu sukahati la as long as you know the boundaries (ie, they aren't true people it's merely for FUN!) tapi tak perlu nak publish semua benda mungkin?




#7 The FrenzWhores.

People like this has 8888 friends in their list. Okay exaggerrated much facebook limit 5000 je tapi you got my idea.Seriously dude, if you ain't a famous person, you ain't got no 1497 friends in facebook! Okay,ini mungkin depends on your stand in social network. As for me, I tried to keep my facebook as clean as possible. Only those I know in real life I'll approve as a friend (except a few artist yang saya stalk :P) and a few Mousehunters friends I added back then before I stand on this stand. LOLLZ. Plus minus ada lah dalam 20 orang kawan yang saya tak kenal sangat. Lain-lain insyaAllah pernah dikenali, pernah ke KMB sama2, SMSS sama2 atau mana2lah sama2. One more thang is random adders. Yang kalau facebook suggest tu dia main addd je.. Dude....facebook ain't your social consultant y'know. Kalau banyak friend in common tak semestinya kau kenal?

seriously??

49 mutual friend but I don't know you, mister.

#8 The PDAWhores

Sayang, I rindu u, u tau tak muah muah! Baby u tengah watpe? B, I just wanna tell you I love youuu. Darling, please tell me you love me ujian saya susah sangat neh.
Okay people we get it, you are madly in love. It's acceptable kalau kau LDR and duit tak cukup nak text or tak sama time zone nak YM. Tapi ingat, let's keep it simple and sweet people tak perlu nak mushy mushy lebih dalam facebook.Kalau kau sebenarnya jumpa boyfren selang 3 jam atau berwebcam dengan bf 6 jam sehari, please..please..please kamu jangan nakal let's keep the overflowing love to yourself only will ya? You know all 1999 friends can read that don't you? Kadang-kadang ade gak yang buat camni just to "mark the territory" if you know what I mean...And if u think I'm posting this because of jealousy yes memang saya jealous pun kesian kan saya? (NOT!)

#9 The StalkzWhoressss

Aaahh...ini kalau didescribe mesti 90% orang terasa. Level of professionalism varies. Kadang-kadang boleh stalk sampai rasa dekat dengan kehidupan orang tu (especially kalau orang tu StatuzWhores) Orang-orang macam ni ibarat silent blog readers ah. Tibe-tibe je nanti dia tau je perihal kehidupan kau from head to toe. I ain't gonna comment further about this because I am a stalkzwhoress myself.


I'm not pointing fingers. I myself fell into a few of these categories. Just posting this for fun, inspired by a obefiend's blog who likes to raaagggee about everything within his observation. Kalau ada kawan-kawan camni the best solution is just to hide him/her.Lepas tu turn off email notifications kalau rasa annoyed dgn comment2 itu. Senang citer kan?


So ppl to which group(s) do u belong? =P